Saturday, February 13, 2010

Another List of Things that Must Go

My list is all over the place...so bear with me.
1. Friday afternoons at work when I have to be there until 4:30 and everybody else has left the office a ghost town. Minus the one lowly employee still doing her job. (*sob*) Boo on you! I want to go home at 2:30 but I'm supposed to be here the full day.


2. Crappy Valentine's day treats at work. We were to bring some treats to add to the "break room pool" and then all could partake at their leisure. So there's this chocolate cookie that looks good but when I bite into it, my teeth are lucky to stay in my mouth. Hard as a rock. Next time, just don't bother "contributing."


3. People who, when they approach you, look you up and down from head to toe, scrutinizing your attire. What? Are you checking me out? I have to say that the ones who are doing the scrutinizing, are rarely the height of fashion themselves. One such person (an old boss of mine) wore the most crap-tastic clothes ever created. You know: that horrible linen/rayon-something-mix, made into an unflattering "suit" that has skirts that come to the mid calves and look just awful. I always felt kind of sorry for her. SHE always looks me up and down when she sees me. Next time I'm going to ask her how much she loves my outfit.


4. Cooked raisins. Ugh! *spat* Really, there's nothing more to say about that.


5. Subaru outbacks. I mentioned this on my facebook status once, and really, my perception hasn't changed. I know they handle the snow well, but do all the worst drivers in Utah have to buy one? They always seem to be three or four car lengths behind the next car in front of them. And they rarely go the speed limit and they seem to wander all over the road - like it's a casual scenic drive. MOVE! It's my road, after all. LOL!


6. People who don't know how to end a conversation so they say "Oh, well" to everything. I've just spilled my heart out and you say "oh, well?" Oh well.


7. When I'm training (or in meeting or out shopping) and my body decides THIS is the moment to reject the food I ate hours ago. *gurgle* *gurgle* *gurgle* Really? this is the moment, huh? I hate excusing myself, and more than that, I have to utilize the PUBLIC restroom as quietly as I can then run away as fast as possible. THAT definately has to go!

That's my list for now. I'm sure I'll add more soon.

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